Here's fools for you. I knew because i'm smart http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&u=/nm/20020401/od_nm/bite_dc_2 He would not throw himself in jIL http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html google said so http://www.2meta.com/april-fools/1994/Microsoft-buys-Vatican.html IT SAID SO