This would be the e-mails we sent to Curry the night our paper was due:

Oh my god, Ben and I are sitting in school slowly dying as the janitors search us out to chants of "get out of school, its 9:00" and "are they in that room...no...check the next." I fear they approach quickly and swiftly from the west. They weild long swords and maces or maybe those are mops and brooms. Either way I fear for my life as we struggle to complete this heroic quest of writing before the the dragon rears its ugly head over the computer of curry at 3:21 am..... Back to writing..... (This message brought to you by the procrastinators)

correction to the subject box this is not spam here i am with ben, the janitors killed me check this out I have proof. I need to finish before the morning, maybe if I took some time to write and not do e-mails to you I might finish before 3:21 am..... Back to writing..... (This message brought to you by the procrastinators)

Here I am, sitting in the pub lab. Ben is on my right and we have now decided to spend the night. We hid from the janitors by turning off the lights and staing out of the view of the only window in. This is great! I can proudly say I am one of the two people I have ever heard to spend the night at school save for sleep ins/girls night out. We have escaped from the dark and evil janitors who tried to keep the school empty. But alas they are no match for our wit and stealth. Good night Curry we'll soon turn in the papers. We'll even do it before 3:21 am..... Back to writing.....

In an attempt to stay overnight at the school Tamu and i are hiding under a box in the publab! this is no joke, they might come any minute- what is funny is we are not joking

You should read all of our(ben and I) e-mails because they are gold(just read them in order of oldest to newest). Look I sent it in well before 3:21 am..... Back to writing..... (This message brought to you by the procrastinators)
it's 5:59, and Ben and I were joyfully awoken to the sound of crushing metal, the garbagemen came.... so load. Its also rather fresh and brisk we should have left the computors on to heat the room. we nearly died but in the end or more near the middle. At Least I got you the paper. I beg of you come rescue my weathered soul, I am wasting away here with Ben. Maybe we'll go home soon. Goodbye curry, I hope this is not the last time you hear from me as I wither to nothingness.
You know What? I'm dead.I died in a car accident due to Hidie, the drunk. It was a top-secrete assembly i was in we got some very nice makeup though. i have to admit it was pretty freaky to die especially after everyone was gone. I was alone, dead, forgotten, in my own world. My arm began to fall tingle(it fell asleep), I could'nt breath(my throught was crushed by the weight of my head) and all was silent(everyone had gone to the mac and I was left for dead to rot away) I felt forgotten for the first time in who knows how long.
Right now things are good, and I'm happy. On Friday it was my wedding day. Yes, I got married, about 11 times it was quite the festival; everyone in the drama department ended up married to nearly everyone else. It started just a small joke between me and my friend Miranda who said "hey, i wanna get married." So for fun I took it and blew it way out of porportions with suits and wedding dresses, brides maids, best men, a minister, the works. I just like to watch people who get embaressed easily blushing. Other than that I don't really have much going on(wait, now that i think about it i do[this may be a fairly long entry]). I've been fully converted into a drama guy due to acting in three plays, and teching for two; I'm currently in 'Your a good man charlie brown'(i'm franklin), I am starting to only hang out with drama people, I'm starting to gossip about everyone and I am now acting even crazier and more freely then before(I'll explain this when I start talking about prom). Which I guess wil be now. Prom was awesome. I'm glad to say I threw the most fun dancee I've ever been to. I was thinking about it and while tuxes are fun to wear, I got dressed up last year when I went to prom. So, this year I wore nothing less than John Travolta style disco clothes(powder blue poliester shiny shirt, white belt, plaid blue pants and shiny leather shoes) and I owned the dance in similar fasion. People actually made dance circles around me and my friends, it was so fun. And one of the camara guys I hired is like one of the coolest guys I've met(he gets paid $100 a night to go to high school dances and basically just dance. I want his job!). School is... school. I'm sometimes extremely sick of it, but I can never hate something that includes the majority of my friends. Anyways... I gots to go. My homewrk is calling.
Sadly my dear friend/coach/mentor has died. He was a great inspiration to me, heck, he was the only person I've ever met who had bigger dreams for me than I. I will miss him greatly for he was a wonderful human being who devoted his life to help others strive for greatness while he himself did the same. I'll always love you Gogo